Things I Learned Recently From a Cab Driver
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- Women in New York are snakes
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- Women in California and Phoenix, Arizona are blonde and nice
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- This is the quickest route to the airport
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- Miami is the best part of Florida
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- When people go to the beach in the summer, they drive their cars to get there. They are assholes
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- No, really. This is the quickest route to the airport.
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- You don’t believe me that New York women are snakes? How outrageous.
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They’re not snakes ? ssssssssss…….s.
the only thing i have ever gained from a cab driver is the theory that right guard is really a “splurge”